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Celebrities are a rare breed. With a demand to hit the headlines on a regular basis, they strive to maintain just the right level of crazy to keep us all interested.

This element of spontaneity extends from our screens into their home and, of course to their children. How many times has your friend exclaimed, ‘have you heard what they’ve called their baby!?’

Our favourite celebrity stars appear to have normal enough names – Victoria Beckham, Lauren Laverne, Jamie Oliver – but they seem to be collectively creating a new generation where inspiration for names comes from no further than your kitchen cupboard – Sage, Apple, Thyme.

We may not understand a fair majority of these choices, but here we’ve gathered a few of the weirdest celebrity baby names so you know what not to call your child.

A

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

B

Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
Barron: Donald Trump and Melania Knauss
Blue Angel: U2′s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo, Cruz and Harper)
Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
Buddy Bear Maurice: Jamie Oliver and Jules Oliver
Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks

C

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono (also: Elijah Blue — Cher and Greg Allman)
Coco Riley: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette

D

Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (also: Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit)

E

Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie

F

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also: Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

G

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

H

Harper: David and Victoria Beckham’s daughter is named Harper Seven
Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also mother to God’Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

I

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

J

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)
Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
Journey: Jenna Jameson and Tito ORtiz

K

Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
Kal-el: Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

L

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (also: Zephyr)

M

Mack: Lauren Laverne and Graeme Fisher
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

O

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

P

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

R

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

S

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

T

Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

W

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Z

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (also: Kingston)

For more common (dare I say it, popular) baby names in the UK go to the Top 100 Baby Names 2010

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Sources:
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